Frequently Asked Questions
Q. Can I have…?
Q. Do you want to…?
A. Even less than ever.
Q. Can you check out my blog?
Q. Do you follow back?
Q. Why did you unfollow me?
A. Because I wanted to.
Q. Why didn’t you answer my message?
A. I answer all messages, but I RARELY answer fan mail, unless it is a very long fan mail that cannot be written in a message. If you send me fan mail, I’m going to assume you don’t want me to respond to you.
Q. How many followers do you have?
A. Unless you happen to be physically sitting next to me while I blog, you’re probably never going to know.
I DO NOT follow anyone who doesn’t follow me. I’m really sorry to be that guy, but I prefer not to clutter my dashboard with people who don’t give me the time of day.